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[throughbamboo]

just bros being bros

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[throughbamboo]

Okay, so news an' e-mail. What else?

[as he scrolls past it - ]

They chose a real bad picture of ya.

[doggonemad]

Hmm?

[throughbamboo]

[he makes a gesture]

Y'gotta make it go back up.

[doggonemad]

[ scrolls back up . . . ]

[throughbamboo]

[as he scrolls up, there's a short (thankfully) short article about what happened, just rehashing what was shown on the news, complete with a couple of pictures. You know, the kind you need to click on to make bigger]

See? 'S tiny. Not that I wanna see yer mug in the paper, but ya can barely see it.

[doggonemad]

Oh, yeah. We gotta click on it ta actually see the story.

[ does . . . that . . . ]

[throughbamboo]

- oh. That does make it easier.

[doggonemad]

[ clicks his tongue in annoyance as he scrolls through. ]

What the fuck. Minami knows I got pictures for the media.

[throughbamboo]

Ya do?

[doggonemad]

'Course I do. Depends on the story, but we got ones that make me, yanno . . . palatable to the general public. Without lookin' like a friggin' goofball.

[throughbamboo]

[he snorts softly]

"Palatable". Y'mean yer all fancied up?

[doggonemad]

Yeah. Got a different eyepatch an' everythin'.

[throughbamboo]

[the corner of his mouth lifts]

So real fancy.

[doggonemad]

Yeah. Better'n this shit.

[throughbamboo]

Mmm, makes sense. Bet ya look real smart like that.

[doggonemad]

'Course I do.

[throughbamboo]

Heh.

[he nudges him a bit]

So what else do ya do on the internet?

[doggonemad]

Ya can watch porn. Shit's everywhere now.

[throughbamboo]

Really? Y'don't need a videotape?

[doggonemad]

Nope. Don't gotta pay for magazines either. Just search it and bam, right there at yer fingertips. Free jerk it material.

[throughbamboo]

[he snorts at that]

Ain't watched nothin' like that in a long time, but good ta know.

[doggonemad]

Yeahhh, there's all kinds of ways ta get yer rocks off now thanks to the internet.

[throughbamboo]

Hrm. Half the fun of watchin' that shit was tryin' to sneak the tapes at the store, but I'm guessin' those places are goin' out of business if it's all free now.

[doggonemad]

Oh yeah. All the rental shops have been closin' down 'cause ya can just watch movies an' shit online.

[throughbamboo]

Damn. What can't ya do online?