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[throughbamboo]

[his lips twitch]

Dunno what he thinks that'll do besides piss ya off.

[doggonemad]

[ smooths out his clothes before walking over to the bed and flopping down next to him. ]

I'm thinkin' he is hugely misreadin' our relationship.

[throughbamboo]

Has anyone read it right yet?

[doggonemad]

Nope. Maybe I need ta, I dunno, suck yer dick in the middle of the pasture or somethin' fer them ta get the hint.

[throughbamboo]

[oh my god, Hannya.

He's barking out a surprised laugh]

Dunno, think that's obvious enough?

[doggonemad]

I can guarantee ya, at least a couple've people'd be like, "oh that's just what bros do."

[throughbamboo]

Well, it ain't like they're wrong.

[doggonemad]

Heh!

But naw. I don't think anyone I ain't outright told gets it.

[throughbamboo]

Shit, that's funny.

Though I guess bein' fair to 'em, most folks don't seem ta know what sworn brothers even are.

[doggonemad]

Ehhhh, yer givin' 'em too much credit.

[throughbamboo]

'M just sayin'. Don't change that it's obvious.

[doggonemad]

Bah. I should make a rite that's just takin' bets on how long it takes for people ta get a clue.

[throughbamboo]

Unless ya kiss me out in the open, yer gonna make a whole lot off'a doin' that.

[doggonemad]

On my knees in front of the fountain, givin' Death a show.

[throughbamboo]

Ya ain't suckin' my dick in front of Death, bro.

[doggonemad]

It'd be educational fer her!

[throughbamboo]

[he is trying

so hard not to laugh]

Bro.

[doggonemad]

Y'never let me have any fun.

[ never mind the fact that they both know damn well that he wouldn't do that right now. details. ]

[throughbamboo]

Not in front of the fountain I ain't.

[doggonemad]

Bah. Party pooper.

[throughbamboo]

You'll get over it.

[doggonemad]

I will, I always do. Jus' like I'll get over that bunny butthead.

[ stretches. ]

S'long as I get a lil' break from his shit, anyway.

[throughbamboo]

I'll keep 'im off ya. Let him tattle on ya for whatever he thinks he's tattlin' 'bout.

[doggonemad]

Get his ass, bro.

[throughbamboo]

Hope he won't be too disappointed when I don't do shit.