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[throughbamboo]

just bros being bros

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[doggonemad]

Yeah. Better'n this shit.

[throughbamboo]

Mmm, makes sense. Bet ya look real smart like that.

[doggonemad]

'Course I do.

[throughbamboo]

Heh.

[he nudges him a bit]

So what else do ya do on the internet?

[doggonemad]

Ya can watch porn. Shit's everywhere now.

[throughbamboo]

Really? Y'don't need a videotape?

[doggonemad]

Nope. Don't gotta pay for magazines either. Just search it and bam, right there at yer fingertips. Free jerk it material.

[throughbamboo]

[he snorts at that]

Ain't watched nothin' like that in a long time, but good ta know.

[doggonemad]

Yeahhh, there's all kinds of ways ta get yer rocks off now thanks to the internet.

[throughbamboo]

Hrm. Half the fun of watchin' that shit was tryin' to sneak the tapes at the store, but I'm guessin' those places are goin' out of business if it's all free now.

[doggonemad]

Oh yeah. All the rental shops have been closin' down 'cause ya can just watch movies an' shit online.

[throughbamboo]

Damn. What can't ya do online?

[doggonemad]

Actually get laid.

[throughbamboo]

[he snorts again, then deadpans]

So it ain't so handy after all.

[doggonemad]

'Course, ya can find people online an' meet up with 'em ta hook up.

[throughbamboo]

So it's for mostly everythin' with that stuff, then.

[doggonemad]

Bingo.

[throughbamboo]

Mmm. Doubt I'd ever use it for that - e-mails an' news is more'n enough.

[doggonemad]

'Sides, ya don't need ta use it fer that.

[throughbamboo]

Nope.

Ya ever use it for that stuff?

[doggonemad]

Mm-hmm.

[throughbamboo]

[he hums a little, nodding, then gives him a nudge]

Show me what else ya can do on this thing.

[doggonemad]

[ oh good, we're not going to talk about me fucking away my pain. ]

Right. Let's see . . .

[ he gets a crash course in computer shit, which Majima explains in his own Majima way.

enjoy. ]

[throughbamboo]

["mm-hmm" is a very "don't ask about it" answer, but also they don't need to talk about it.

A Majima explanation makes more sense than one from someone else tbh, he listens quietly for the most part, but he'll ask a question here or there when he doesn't understand something]

[doggonemad]

[ and after a bit: ]

Okay! You are now a computer novice, congratulations!