for @doggonemad

[throughbamboo]

just bros being bros

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[doggonemad]

Uh, yeah.

[throughbamboo]

Oh, my mistake.

[doggonemad]

Yer excused.

[throughbamboo]

[he snorts softly, elbowing him]

[doggonemad]

Whaaaaaat.

[throughbamboo]

[hmmm]

Nothin'.

[doggonemad]

Good answer.

[throughbamboo]

We'll be arguin' all day if I say yer wrong.

[doggonemad]

'Cause I ain't. Smart.

[throughbamboo]

Mhm. Whatever ya say, bro.

[ur a sap and u kno it]

[doggonemad]

[ he seems pleased with this, at least!! good job bro. ]

[throughbamboo]

[so, worth not arguing]

Much as I don't mind just sittin' here, I should go take a shower before ya kick me off the couch 'cuz I stink.

[doggonemad]

Guess ya should. It'll make ya feel better, too.

[throughbamboo]

Doubt 'm as sore as ya are.

[but he shifts, carefully pushing to his feet]

[doggonemad]

That's . . . prob'ly true.

[throughbamboo]

Still think y'should go soak, it'd be good for ya.

[doggonemad]

[ waves a hand dismissively. ]

Nah, go use it. It's the best one.

[throughbamboo]

Blow my nuts off, right?

[doggonemad]

If ya wanna take Minami's word for it.

[throughbamboo]

Mmm, maybe.

[he pats Majima's shoulder as he steps around the couch. He had his guys bring him clothes over at some point.

But he does call over his shoulder before going to grab those]

But ya were bein' all cute 'bout it first, that's what sold me.

[doggonemad]

[ calls back to him: ]

I know what I like! An' it ain't my nuts gettin' blown off!

[throughbamboo]

My nuts are stayin' where they are.

[but he's chuckling as he says it.

Time to . . . figure out Majim's fancy bath. He can totally do this]

[doggonemad]

[ he'll wander off to get changed — sweatpants and a baggy hoodie, which is all too similar to what he'd lounge around in back in the day when he wasn't trying to make an impression. he knows comfort.

then he just chills on his bed, tapping away at his phone, waiting. ]

[throughbamboo]

[it takes him a bit, but he does, eventually, figure it out. And he's glad he did because it's really nice, every bit as good as his bro claimed it be.

But after cleaning up, he doesn't sit and soak for very long. Enough for some of the aches to fade, but it's still too strange to him when he's so used to a shitty spout in a shitty communal shower for a strict amount of time.

When he gets out, he changes into his own comfy clothes, sweatpants and a t-shirt, and heads back out to the couch after a (kind of) brief detour to his room]

[doggonemad]

[ immediately scoots over to his side when he comes back out. ]

Good, right?