for @doggonemad

[throughbamboo]

just bros being bros

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[throughbamboo]

What the fuck yerself. Ya say sappy shit to me too.

[doggonemad]

I am the anti-sap.

[throughbamboo]

[he raises an eyebrow]

Are ya?

[doggonemad]

Uh, yeah.

[throughbamboo]

Oh, my mistake.

[doggonemad]

Yer excused.

[throughbamboo]

[he snorts softly, elbowing him]

[doggonemad]

Whaaaaaat.

[throughbamboo]

[hmmm]

Nothin'.

[doggonemad]

Good answer.

[throughbamboo]

We'll be arguin' all day if I say yer wrong.

[doggonemad]

'Cause I ain't. Smart.

[throughbamboo]

Mhm. Whatever ya say, bro.

[ur a sap and u kno it]

[doggonemad]

[ he seems pleased with this, at least!! good job bro. ]

[throughbamboo]

[so, worth not arguing]

Much as I don't mind just sittin' here, I should go take a shower before ya kick me off the couch 'cuz I stink.

[doggonemad]

Guess ya should. It'll make ya feel better, too.

[throughbamboo]

Doubt 'm as sore as ya are.

[but he shifts, carefully pushing to his feet]

[doggonemad]

That's . . . prob'ly true.

[throughbamboo]

Still think y'should go soak, it'd be good for ya.

[doggonemad]

[ waves a hand dismissively. ]

Nah, go use it. It's the best one.

[throughbamboo]

Blow my nuts off, right?

[doggonemad]

If ya wanna take Minami's word for it.

[throughbamboo]

Mmm, maybe.

[he pats Majima's shoulder as he steps around the couch. He had his guys bring him clothes over at some point.

But he does call over his shoulder before going to grab those]

But ya were bein' all cute 'bout it first, that's what sold me.

[doggonemad]

[ calls back to him: ]

I know what I like! An' it ain't my nuts gettin' blown off!

[throughbamboo]

My nuts are stayin' where they are.

[but he's chuckling as he says it.

Time to . . . figure out Majim's fancy bath. He can totally do this]